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Joe Rogan consistently finds the best content on the internet. What could be crazier than Russian team MMA?
Russian Team MMA Parkour! Watch these guys double-leg each other clean off five-foot platforms! (which, technically, is against the rules)
The point system is interesting; it’s three 2-minute rounds, with no submissions allowed until the third round. Points are tallied for strikes, takedowns, knockdowns, or eliminations. Guarding certain territories for ten seconds can gain points as well. If a fighter is eliminated, the fight goes to one-minute sudden death, and if the lone fighter can survive the double team for a minute, it goes back to one-one-one MMA.
If you want a longer view, here’s a whole episode. It’s brothers vs. cousins, because of course it is.
In terms of content, Derrick Lewis rivals Rogan for the crazy videos he finds. How is this kid defying physics?
Dustin Poirier’s got his eye on the prize but his feet on the ground.
Smart man, Joe Rogan
Kron Gracie has been on the other side of the world and is still convinced it’s flat.
Emil Meek describing socialism in Norway
It’s weird how little dicks I’ve seen in the US, your so private with your private parts! In Norway we just flap around
— Emil Valhalla Meek (@emilvalhalla) February 25, 2019
Chad Mendes’ wife has a good arm
Poor Rich Franklin, this was hilarious
PFL is going to ESPN, which is going to be interesting having another MMA promotion on cable TV.
I have no idea how the UFC are going to handle Tony Ferguson if he’s not fighting for the interim belt.
This accountant is calling out UFC middleweight Eryk Anders, which seems like an amazing idea with no downside.
To the deranged UFC fighter @erykanders, you have until March 1st to compete these steps. Failure to comply will result in me coming to your gym and challenging you to a sparring match in front of all your peers. Make the right choice pic.twitter.com/gfeuLVPZ8Q
— Richard (@crudestcub123) February 24, 2019
Pretty much everyone agrees, we defend Steve Irwin’s legacy
I don’t know if this is real or not but it is funny
This was hilarious
Same stuff, different day
Aljamain Sterling can’t stop thinking about fighting, even at the beach
It sounds like Gennady Golovkin is getting equity in DAZN, which is incredible, if true.
I know McGregor is a fan of Arnold but this wasn’t his best work
Two for the price of one
We all know this guy
Slips, Rips, and KO Clips
Saenchai has been throwing this kick since before I got into combat sports
Also kissing opponents, apparently
Petr Yan is a monster
Zoila Frausto is a savage
Robbie Lawler has a long history with strong wrestlers
That’s a harsh choke
It’s still one of the funniest things to me that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, one-time boogeyman leader of Iran, is now a Twitter funny guy
A Fluff in the Wind
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